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CONGRATULATIONS
EARTHLING
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.. 100m 1sec 0mph [ zero-gravity ] . .
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95m 0.95sec 25mph 1gs . . . . . .
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70m 0.7sec 105mph 6gs . . . . .
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65m 0.65sec 110mph 6gs . . . . . .
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60m 0.6sec 105mph 6gs . . . . . . . .
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Prepare for Launch
Fasten Your Seatbelts
GET IN...SIT DOWN...SHUT UP AND HANG ON...HERE IS YOUR FREE RIDE!
SlingShot accepts no responsibility for the misuse of this Internet SlingShot or any injuries you may incur. Internet SlingShooting is a darn dangerous sport. To be extra safe be sure to wear a helmet on your head and have a big fluffy pillow tied to your body. If by some mishap you go whacking into the side of your browser and break something we're probably the last people on earth you should go crying to. Have Fun! INSTRUCTIONS: 1. Imagine yourself relaxed on Guam's Tumon beach at sunset with the sea breeze in your face and your toes between the sand! 2. Firmly grasp the scrollbar on the right hand side of your browser. 3. Rapidly yank it up as fast as possible and get to the top in 1 second!!!. 4. Remember to slow down at the top or you will go blasting right off your computer into who knows what! 4. If you feel sick...you cant blame your home cooking on us. 5. Good Luck.
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